It started when I was late to work. It always
starts when I'm late to work. I'm always late to work. Why can't I get up on
time? Maybe I do get up on time, it's just that I live far away out of town.
Maybe I need to get up earlier. Well, I'm so tired though. Why am I so tired?
Maybe it's because I work two jobs. Maybe it's because I work from 8am to
9:30pm and don't get home 'til 10:00. I work so hard, and all that happens when
I get to work is I get yelled at. I get emailed by the President of the company
and told that trying to make some extra money and offering to housesit for
people and asking people about it is soliciting. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I
don't have like 3 houses, 4 cars, and a million dogs. I'm sorry I don't drive a
brand new sporty convertible Camaro. I'm sorry I haven't made almost $1,000,000
this year. I'm sorry that I'm barely getting by on two jobs and an extra
quarter each paycheck would be great, but I'll never get it. You wanna know
why? Yep, because I'm late to work. Yeah, it sure would be nice to be able to
make enough money to just go GOLFING all day!!!!!!!
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